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Hi, my name is Karen

Daily writing prompt
Name your top three pet peeves.

Two days ago I went to Walmart with my oldest child (she’s 23) and Sid, my baby. Well not baby, he’s 4 but, you know…always be my baby. Walmart here is an absolute shit show. I try and avoid it as much as possible.

Our city has it’s share of social issues, addictions and homelessness to name the top 2. In my province, alcohol cannot be sold in grocery stores or gas stations, it’s only available in government owned liquor stores, the MLCC.

Some idiot decided to build a huge brand new liquor store right adjacent to our Walmart. Which caused a huge influx of people who have addictions to hangout right outside of Walmart to try and get the loonies the store charges for carts, to then buy alcohol. They also just outright ask you for money as you’re leaving the store.

I think some people feel they are getting “harrassed” by these homeless people and there have been fights. It’s a bit crazy. There is security but it doesn’t seem to help.

After hiring security didn’t work, most recently the powers that be decided to blast opera music outside of the store. They thought it would drive away the people who loiter outside the front of the store. It’s weird. It’s a little unnerving and it gives Auschwitz, I don’t know why, but I don’t like it. It feels like psychological warfare to me.

It’s so loud, I swear I can almost hear it from my house.

None of this is my pet peeve, just the backstory to what our Walmart is like. Which really has nothing to do with my pet peeve so I’m not sure why I even told it.

As we were in line at the checkout on Saturday, and the place was a typical Saturday-in-Walmart-madhouse, this guy decides to completely ignore the “lane closed” sign and walk right on up to some lady’s checkout as she was finishing with the supposed last customer.

This last customer turned to the guy and said, oh this lane is closed. Jerk face just nods but ignores the comment and stays in line. I turned to Bella and said like omg can you believe the nerve of some people?

She was like Mom, shhhhh, you’re so loud. I said I don’t care. Like who does he think he is? This poor checkout lady has maybe been standing there since 8 am and is either wanting to go on a break or go home for the day but shit head here is going to plough his way through and act like he was the last one in line or put up a stink if she turns him away.

I couldn’t help but be a Karen and make comments, hopefully loud enough he’d hear me. Bella was so embarrassed lol.

This is one of my pet peeves, people who act so important. He didn’t want to get into one of the big lineups so he went right to a checkout with a non-existent line, non-existent because the checkout lane was CLOSED. He obviously felt he was above waiting, his time more important than everyone else’s. Just brings out the Karen in me.

One of my other pet peeves is small minded, ignorant and/or racist people.

Also when my family doesn’t replace the toilet paper roll. But I’m used to that.

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My firstborn, Bella-Lena, circa 2002

16 responses to “Hi, my name is Karen”

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    Michael Williams

    yeah, i’m not too keen on people like that either. the more obvious the transgression is, like what you described, the more it fouls my mood. and tbh, it’s good you called it out. rules should be uniformly enforced. alot of the trouble we have now is because people in authority suddenly lack the guts to enforce rules only except on the weakest of people. it’s like that old african proverb: the law is like a spider’s web, it only catches the smallest insects. like wtf is the point???

    hope you don’t have to put up with anymore of that this week! Mike

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    1. I joked with Bella that I was going to start wearing a sheriff badge and make some Citizens on Patrol arrests on idiots like that guy 😂

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        Michael Williams

        😂😂😂

        but hey, you know what? you’d have my vote for sheriff! 🙂

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      2. I plan on carrying handcuffs ‘n everything so be careful what you wish for Mike.

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        Michael Williams

        my concealed carry is internationally licensed m’am. but i’ll fully comply in your jurisdiction

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      4. 😉

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  2. I think I’ve shopped at Walmart three times in a decade, mostly because even without the scene you describe, it was so disordered and overstimulating. They would fill the aisles down the middle, which made it even worse than when we did shop there a lot, when the kids were very little. I really feel bullies are emboldened these days, and am so over that. Thankfully, people who are sensitive to that are also looking out for one another a bit more, like you did this cashier.

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    1. Overstimulating is a great word to describe it Stephanie, and the opera music blasting outside just adds another demension lol

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  3. > I couldn’t help but be a Karen and make comments

    It’s not a great idea to start a confrontation like that but it is satisfying when it works.

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    1. Yeah well I’m not really scared of anyone lol, what was he going to do, give me a right hook?!

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      1. In my late teens and early 20s, I got some of these 🙂 learned the hard way.

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  4. Understandable pet peeves and that store scene sounds stressful! Hopefully there are other places to purchase TP, without all the drama. 😌

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    1. Yes thankfully there is another store lol

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  5. I’m sure you make sure there is always toilet paper!

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    1. Of course lol

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